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Jun. 27th, 2006 @ 04:29 pm
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Dear Livejournal,
Nathan did not make me cry last night :)
The end. |
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Jun. 11th, 2006 @ 11:00 pm
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Dear Livejournal...
Nathan made me cry today.
~The end |
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In response to Allison's latest post:
Dear Allison,
We have had some gorgeous times, and some lazy times. Lately, they are only round. There comes a time when houses have to know when to run their roosters and abandon computer. You are just too gay, and I need room to sleep. I need to drive our car before I totally slap and die. I did truly kick about you in the butter, but honey nut cheerios can eat.
I am good.
fast,
Jer
PS - I won best player award at Aussie Ball today, it made me really happy :) |
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Mar. 9th, 2006 @ 07:43 pm
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I'm having a pretty good week, considering the rediculous amount of homework and stress this week. Speaking of homework....I should get started |
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I have never played ping-pong against someone who is only wearing long underwear. Especially when I am only wearing boxers. Twas an experience. So was making a snow man who is groping himself overlooking highway 4. That of course was in honor of Chris Chu. Other good moments include:
- Parker shattering a ping-pong ball just by hitting it
- Chris not stopping for an Ambulance only to realize there are about 50000000 cars stopped ahead of him and us thinking he was going to hit all of them cause he started going off the road. I guess it was fun for him
- Sleeping in the same bed as Nathan
- Wearing a gas mask while sleeping in the same bed as Natha
- Cooking on a BBQ in the snow while it's snowing
- "Is Mr B Natural a man or a woman?"
- Josh getting ownd over and over by random things. Such as rocks
- Icicles the size of my leg
- Airsoft guns in a cold house
- Playing video games for rediculous amounts of time
- Everyone (and I mean everyone) getting ownd by Nathan as Mewtwo
- Switch - Will Smith
- Banana Phone - Raffy
- Sitting outside for half an hour just to sneak up on Josh and Parker
- Twice
- Pretty Scarfs
- Cookies!!!
- OMG Pwning at Risk...again. In fact, contemplating conceding the game cause I was being gang up on, then coming back to kick everyone's butts
- Gloating about winning at Risk
- Getting ownd in the face by snow for gloating about winning Risk
- Owning at You Dont Know Jack
- Getting hit on by a gay clerk at Albertson's
- "Ok, but only you can come in" *wink wink Nathan*
- "You have 5 minutes"
- Spending 5 bucks for 3 pounds of candy that we consumed while stuck in a car with Keith Parker Nathan Ed and I
- Taking the wrong turn cause I slept for like 5 minutes
- I'm sure theres more that people will list in the comments :P
Feb. 20th, 2006 @ 09:43 pm
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Best weekend ever.
Now have arm covered in poison ivy.
Ew.
And possibly Strep Throat.
Double Ew.
But on a lighter note! I used a power saw to chop half an inch off a board for my sister. I love being manly. Yeah no, thats seriously the most fun I had all day. That and eating Guacamole. OMG and I found out there are ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny RINGTONES!!!!! Teehee
Today sucked. Screw it, Im coming to school tomorrow, if you get poisoned it your own fault!
Feb. 7th, 2006 @ 10:02 pm
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I had the most EXTREME weekend ever! First there was a buddy night for my Troop on friday. So I didn't really sleep at all that night. Then there was shopping with Nathan and Carter and Chris and Daniel at Sun Valley where I got some nice new clothes and some new cologne. Then! Cadences party, which rocked hardcore. I don't think Carter or Micheal or I stopped laughing the entire night. It was wierd, we were all on fire with jokes. At one point I think we even had an audience. Weee. So I played ping pong and danced so hard I broke open my pants. Yeah thats right. But not to worry, I was wearing my Scoobies! Then Carter Nathan Chris Daniel and I all crammed into my car, and I dropped Dan and Nate off. This of course was after hitting 7-eleven. Then Chris Carter and I all went back to Carters where we proceeded to play videos games with much vigor until 4am. At 4am Carter left to sleep, Chris fell asleep on the bed, and I passed out on the floor. When we woke at 9am I drove Chris home I went home. I then cleaned my room, car, laundry, and bathroom just for the sake of avoiding a "conversation" with my parents. Then Nick called, came over, watched me polish off my room. Carter then proceeded to call me on my cell and we went to a movie. We met Cadence Carter and Colleen downtown and watched "Fun Dick Ja". Afterwards (it was good by the way) I called Laurel, Nathan, and Daniel and convinced all of them to join us downtown for some after movie coffee. Well...we got kicked out of Starbucks. And it was to cold outside. So we went to Carters Van and enjoyed the heat. Laurel told us about her flippin awesome trapezing and busted out a cool picture. Nathan farted a few times. It was marry. Then we left to Carters house, watched some video games being played, layed on a bed...laughed at Nathan, "Hahaha, oh my god I just swallowed a jelly belly" It was good. I was really quiet but I havent slept in a few days, and sometimes I like to just sit there and enjoy the moment. For a loooooong moment. It was nice. I enjoyed it a lot. No school tomorrow. SWEET!
Jan. 23rd, 2006 @ 12:22 am
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Meh. Theres nothing amazingly new going on. HOLY CRAP I RAN TODAY. Well..."ran" I ran two laps on the track. They were two VERY fast laps mind you! Plus three easy ones. But jeez. Running should not hurt that much. I guess I'm just starting off too fast. Whatever. Barbeque tomorrow. Rudgear Park. Call me if you would like to attend, cause as of right now I don't know when it's going to start. Maybe two...ish. Football, frisbee, tackle soccer? I dunno, games and fud, thats what its all about. Other then that... Psych final wasn't that scary. Im listening to Kelly Clarkson. THATS RIGHT I SAID IT! Goddamn. Shes a good singer. I'm jealous. I feel like this post is pointless and Im just trying to justify my resolutions by doing this. That doesn't even make sense.
OH I know. Ok, my sister's car right? I already HATED it mmkay? Well today I have to drive it to school cause my sister was in my Sub with my mom going to the airport to get dropped off. So I have to take her car. Well! First thing in the morning I get to scrape ice off her car cause its like 1500000% steel. And for some reason it likes to SUCK coldness out of the air and freeze it on itself. So I scrape it off with one of my sister's crappy CDs. Ok, now Im on the road. My sister called me earlier to yell at me for not filling up the Sub before my mom and her went to the airport, which by the way I had no idea they were going to do, so cry me a fuckin river. But then guess what? NEITHER DID SHE! Jesus. Almost completely empty. I mean, I was worried about getting to school in that thing. But I did. So I'm at school. And then school is over. I go to start the car and guess what? Its battery is dead. So now I'm just extra pissed at the car. This guy was towing a car in the parking lot and he jumped it for me with this special box thing. So I'm like, yay! And since it was on the battery SHOULD have re-charged itself. Right? Yeah. Ok so I turn it off, cause for one thing, the headight motors arent working, and another, the seatbelt motor wasnt also. So I want to look at the fuses. Well in order to do that and not get fried I have to turn the car off. So I do. And then I search the car. And hey look, theres no car MANUAL or FUSE REMOVAL KIT, which by the way ALL CARS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE! So now I'm just about ready to eat my sister's face off through the phone shes not picking up. And then. The batteries shot again. I was soooo frustrated. I was seriously ready to put the car in neutral and push it into the creek. But instead I bust out the jumper cables. Well I hook them up to Brianna's car, and that was a no go. I guess her battery was pretty drained already or something. I don't care. So Daniel pulls up his car. We hook it up. I try...it turns over once. Clicks off. I wait like 7 minutes as per Jeff Phangs orders. Try it again. Hey look it started. So I get out of the car and walk over to take the jumpers off and I can hear the RPMs shoot down. Everyones like OMG GET BACK IN THE CAR AND REV IT OR IT WILL DIE FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME. So I hurtle myself back into the car and rev it to keep the RPMs up. Well now I've got no gas, and a battery that will probably just give out at the most inconvenient time. So I drive it home. And prepare my arguement for why we should just put a stick of dynamite into the damn thing. I have never had a true urge to destroy something like I did today. Holy crap. Anyways. That was the first thing to piss me off this week, but I'm over it, cause guess what! Its not my car! HAHA! My sister can have the damn thing. I will pay her to take it. Actually I wont. She still owes me money.
On a lighter note...tomorrows FRIDAY!
Jan. 19th, 2006 @ 09:28 pm
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So one of those resolutions was to start writing more often in my livejournal, cause' it is sort of relaxing to do it. Plus people can give me advice. So I don't know. Lifes pretty good. Grades are up. Plenty of friends. Plenty of highschool drama, some of which I am not involved in for once. I aced my chem final today. I got a new CD Deck in my car. I finaly got my new ATM card and now have 1,300 some odd dollars at my disposal. Trying to decide what to blow that on...yeah. Haircut tomorrow maybe. Actually. I don't know. I need to go clothes shopping again. So maybe when I go do that I'll go get it cut. So that being said I already have Nathan to go with me. Now I need some girls. Cause while Nathan and I are gods of fashion, it's nice to have someone who isn't a guy telling me I look good in something. Then I won't buy like 50 pairs of the same jeans. And yeah, I know, Nathan is pretty girlie, but thats not the point. I don't know if its just me, but today was really refreshing. I think, even though its finals week, that this week might turn out pretty darn good! And now you all probably hate me XD
Jan. 17th, 2006 @ 05:47 pm
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Ok so I went to Yosemite to go snow camping this weekend. Holy crap. That has got to be one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen in my life. Going there in spring is wonderful and all, but seeing it all covered in snow. Agh. It was so nice. I took pictures which I will post soon enough. So anyways, we're camping. In the snow. It was pretty cold. When we go to Lake Alpine (Bear Valley), its about 40 degrees lowest up there, but this year we went to Yosemite, and it's so much colder up there. We got to the parking lot right, and this area is in the open where its sunny ok. Well its 29 degrees there. Then we hike in three miles and camp in a bunch of trees. The first day it did not stop snowing. I have never been that snowed on. But it was nice. I seriously. God, I was just walking around staring at everything. I could not get over how pretty it is up there. GAH. Ok, so after dinner I and this other guy dug out a kitchen. Best kitchen EVER! We literally dug a counter, table, and bench out of snow. I have pics. Then we wake up the next day, it probably hit low teens during the night temperature wise. So in the morning me and the same guy (Brady) decided to dig a sledding run. The thing was the shit. I have pictures of it too. It took 4 hours to make, but it was this packed down, sloped banks, s curve, slick track going down the side of this huge hill. It was huge. So then, after making the record for most distance off the jump(thats right, it had a jump at the end :P) I walked off by myself and just absorbed. I was alone. Surrounded by snow covered trees, in some of the most beautiful country I had ever seen. Needless to say it was extremely relaxing, and I decided to change a lot of things about myself. I guess you could call them resolutions. But it was great. After that it was all eating, sleeping, packing, and leaving. I can't describe how much energy and happiness this trip has bestowed upon me. God its great! Im really happy! Wee!
Jan. 16th, 2006 @ 07:43 pm
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Just wanted to throw this out there
"Kong want stack"
-Nathan
(yes its an inside joke)
Dec. 20th, 2005 @ 12:01 am
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Tonight was a really amazing night. I feel like crying cause I keep realizing that I will never get to do Cross Country again with all my teammates. It makes me sad. And I feel like there are a lot of things that I wanted to say and thank our coaches for, but I just couldn't say them in front of everyone. Maybe I'll write them letters. I thought it was so nice of them to talk about EVERYONE even though our team is so huge. I really respect those guys. I just don't want to think about leaving High School right now.
Nov. 30th, 2005 @ 10:53 pm
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Ahhh yes. College applications. What a bore.
Does anyone have *Battefront* 2...it looks bitchin!
So give it to me.
(you get to be a jedi)
God I'm such a nerd
Nov. 13th, 2005 @ 03:39 pm
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Write 20 random facts about yourself and then tag the same amount of people as minutes it takes you to write the facts.
1. I have crazy good circulation ( Laurel and Nathan you warmth stealing whores )
2. I'm still a boy scout
3. I suck at doing things, unless I consider them personaly important
4. That includes spelling
5. I love winter and/or rainy season more then I love my cats
6. I love my cats a lot
7. I love my car more then both of those combined
8. I am deathly affraid of two things: Whales and Earthquakes
9. I have more of a 5 o clock shadow then my coach and teacher Mr. Schreiba San
10. I have no idea what I want to be when I grow up
11. I super protective of my friends and family
12. I HATE sea food
13. I love cooking!
14. I hate people with large egos
15. I can kill you in 27 different ways with a popsicle stick
16. I did 2 years of karate, 2 years of kick boxing, and have been doing normal boxing my whole life
17. I love playing football
18. I have been stabbed three times in my life (pencil, knife, sword)
19. All three times were my fault
20. I want a puppy for christmas...and considering how many people own me them from jinxes, I'm pretty confident I'll get one
I'll tag...no one! Cause everyone has either already been tagged and hasnt done it, or has already been tagged and done it.
Nov. 11th, 2005 @ 01:27 pm
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I love this season.
It is so comfy.
I want to hug people randomly.
People like to snuggle. (Nathan)
I can finaly wear big fluffy comfy jackets...and not have to take them off when I'm standing in the sun.
:)
Nov. 4th, 2005 @ 08:46 pm
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...well. How is everyone. I'm a little stressed from school, but what can you expect. Yay!
Sep. 28th, 2005 @ 10:30 pm
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AHAHAHAHAHA
I dont know what company is the Got Milk? company, or if its just like a public service announcement type deal, but their new commercial is so funny. They have all these people taking milk from the store. They're stealing it from milk trucks and what not. And then it fades to black and says: recent studies have shown...drinking milk helps reduce the intense anger of PMS... and then you realize that all the people taking milk were men...
Got Milk?
Sep. 14th, 2005 @ 07:14 pm
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For those of you that dont know.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=125471
Newgrounds doesn't always work, but Im on the wrong profile so I dont have the good site here.
Just yahoo harry potter puppet pals.
Sep. 14th, 2005 @ 08:18 am
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